Monday, October 6, 2008

Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator



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Anonymous said...

taffastrophe said...

Yes, yes, we get it. The internet crowd is pro-Obama. I'd like to see a random generator that spews out completely random things that Obama says when his teleprompter goes down.... like, you know, asthmatics needing breathalyzers, etc.
September 17, 2008 8:15 AM

You right-wing crybabies are all the same--too immature to enjoy a good joke and too stupid to stop clinging to outmoded ideas. Go change your diaper.

Unknown said...

well, beat my dear wife Spine Breeder ;)

Unknown said...

I find the name Barack Hussein Obama much stranger than any of Sarah Palin's kids'.

okiegirl said...

This is hysterical!! Thanks for the laugh!!

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Unknown said...

Drill Swollen Palin haha that is right after a fun night

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Name's Pie Gallon. Nice to meet you all <3

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Elrond Hubbard said...

That's great. I'm Drown Wing Palin. When I typed in Drown Wing to see what the second-generation Palin name would be, the result was like intermingling genes of the same family:

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tamra said...

Slicer Mission Palin here and ready for duty

i like it, with this name i could get a job at the marines, the navy and a butcher shop.

"slice em and dice em" is my motto

And my daughter would be
Stag Tonnage Palin

~Emmie~ said...

Icepick Motor Palin

I find this wonderfully appropriate, seeing as I live in Miami and as we all know, icepicks are far too common around here.

What a great laugh. Thanks!

Iris You said...

Sport Grunt Palin- should I go join a biker gang? if i didn't work in a tattoo parlor already

Unknown said...

I am Froth Moonshine. I go good with squirrel stew.

Anonymous said...

im lovin' these names

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D said...

Slicer Mission Palin for teh win.

And don't be an idiot, sheepcat. Just because somebody is pro choice does not mean that they make that choice in their own personal lives. Barack has two beautiful daughters, and as far as I know, there is no evidence that Michelle Obama has ever had an abortion.

Here's a concept - how about you let people make their own decisions in life? I would never encourage a woman to have an abortion, but at the same time, I would never be so arrogant as to assume to know exactly when life begins.

Personally, I think Palin should have spent a little more time teaching her daughter about birth control and safe sex, rather than limiting her "birds and bees" speech to what color "purity" ring she wanted to wear. But, as I said, let people make their own decisions in life.

If Palin believes that education should be limited to abstinence and that a fertilized egg is a human life in the eyes of God, that's fine for her. That's her right. Just as other people have the right to dispute these notions if they so choose.

Here's a concept for you - if you're "pro life", don't have an abortion. That's it. Your religious beliefs don't justify you meddling in the lives of others and telling them what they ought to believe. I'm not telling you that you absolutely must believe in evolution and the "big bang" theory, am I?

Keep your controversial religious opinions to yourself. The name generator was meant to be funny, whether you agree with Palin's beliefs or not. Your statement was completely humorless, and can only be defined as trolling - most likely in the hopes that someone like me would read it and have a response for you.

Once again, I am guilty of feeding trolls... but what can I say, the poor little guys always look so hungry.

But before anyone tries to scold me, remember who you're talking to: Slicer Mission Palin is not somebody you want to mess with. Capiche?

D said...

Heh... how can that be? I am not the only Slicer Mission Palin. You would think, with Sarah Palin picking your name, that your name would be completely one-of-a-kind, but apparently not. Here I thought it was just a boy's name.

According to the name generator, my wife's maiden name was Fire Patriot. Sounds like she should've been a redhead. Her married name, for some reason, comes out to Hump Gizzards.

I must say, she's really let herself go. From Fire Patriot to Hump Gizzards? That's marriage for you.

MBinAK said...

Alright, She may have had some crazy name ideas, but is
"Barak Hussien Obama" any better than Bristol, Piper, or Trac??

I'd much rather be named any of Palin's names than those of former terrorists!

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ComradePorkie said...

Taupe Armageddon Palin.

So awesome, I might just go shoot a polar bear right now.

mike39 said...

Hose Hotrod Palin says hello to everyone!!!!

The Fool said...

If Sarah Palin mothered herself...she would be Flack Gobbler Palin. So...Sarah is really just an alias...

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My name is Piper...

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Anonymous said...

I would not be a very happy daughter if my name was Moose Roadster Palin.

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Maggie in Tally said...

I am Flex Gunship Palin--nice ta meetcha.

This was a great idea!

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Anonymous said...

Sarah Louise (Palin), had she been able to pick her own name, is STEAK LEATHER Palin!

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Haha Skein Chug Palin, sounds about right

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When I wanted to be pregnant and have my first baby, my husband had erectil dysfunction problem, so we decided to buy viagra and after that he turned very strong ,Thank to this i have a beautiful baby . And I really enjoy every time that I go shopping, I usually buy many clothes, blanket and shoes of different colours, I love to see my baby beautiful all the time.

mkalayjian said...

By day, I am known as Caroline.

By night, I stalk the city streets and fly between skyscrapers. I! AM! DUCT IDAHO PALIN.

Unknown said...

Where is the generator I can only see adverts and a pile of comments!

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