Monday, October 6, 2008
Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
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So, do you want a personality cult or a vice personality cult?
Moose Roadster Palin!
Gotta love it!
Krinkle Bearcat Palin.
Seriously Sara, that looks like a school photo.
Sack Panther Palin FTW! :)
I'm a dirty, mean girl and I'd be named Torpedo Vindicator Palin. Vote Obama Biden '08!!
I would be "Bullet Bodycheck Palin" LOL
I like it
Hello from Chalk Revelations Palin!
With me she's the proud mother of Scat Dubya Palin
Hmmm, David Harrington would have been Dust Chinstrap Palin and should thanks his stars he isn't.
Thanks, David
My name would have been Geese Whalebone Palin
Quarter Granite Palin here, proud mother of Bullpen Cola.
Hmmm...Vise Peeper Palin!
Interesting...I might have a possible career in poltics, looks like I'll fit right in!
Chevy General Palin
pretty daft , aye ?
I'm Icepick Motor Palin!
(which is extra funny because I'm the type of girl who wears makeup to play tennis while wearing a coordinating hair-ribbon...BUT NO, I'm not a Republican)
Wood Corps Palin.
Must be some uber-secret military branch....
Log Justice Palin - future President!
Sack Panther, a name to live up to!
Pat Kofahl
'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'
Wrangler Tractor Palin
PS: The Food and Drug Administration, reiterates the health benefits and the safety of canned fish.
Bamboo Bugleboy Palin, reporting for duy! Damn, you know I'll be signing up for service in the Imperium's 1000-year war!
"Axe Diesel Palin" - either another rock star from a now defunct hair metal band, or a biker. Either way, it has a nice ring to it.
Hehe ^^
I'm Churn Scorpion Palin. Hmmm... In facts Scorpion isn't so bad...
Pretty :)
As Slap Pear Palin, I'd be the one who drops out of Sunday school to be a stripper and star in kinky porn flicks. Won't that make Mom proud.
Puck Mule Palin....My mommy always called me a little pucker!
Creation Schwarzkopf Palin here to let you know that, if Palin were really truly my mother, god help me...and i don't believe in god....
You are all a bunch of liberal ranters. Obama is nothing but a personality cult. All you want to do is take her down since you hate a good woman having the chance to win.
I think its funny that Moms with one kids are the ones freaking out about her being overworked but the moms with 3+ are like go get em'. And I also think its funny they make up sarah palin scandal. and theres also of resources for those that want to look up sarah palin dirt how pathetic are you that you try to take down a good woman!
Pretty hilarious, thanks for sharing. I ended up with
"Knife Pile Palin"
That's a good one, much better than the lame-o "Stephen" my dad stuck me with!
EE Haw! I'm Bush Gator Palin! And to think, I'm sittin' here in nothing but my whitey tidies and gator boots with a gun at my side. You never know when dem commies are going to crash thru your door. Who would've thunk it?
You have to have dat gun handy at all times. 'Specially if you can see Russia from your house.
Howdy, pardner!
My name is Mustache Warthog Palin.
Hell, I must already be her bastard child!
Limerick Savant
I'm Stinger Assassin Palin, and I approve of this message.
My name is Khaki Salmon Palin. I feel so bland.
i would like to give a shot out to my boy-friend Plop Hero Palin, best friend Fork Decoy Palin,and roommates Rock Crane and Drill Swollen Palin.
Sincerely, Ladel Torque
Rope Hoover Palin
A lot of us who are pro-Obama are nevertheless tired of the anti-Palin emails flying around the Net. While we may agree with the emails' content - and LOL at a lot of it - relentless reading about HER feels as if we're getting nothing accomplished. So, in addition to making financial contributions to the Obama/Biden campain, when an email hit my desk today asking for a contribution to Planned Parenthood "in Sarah Palin's name," I suddenly felt there was something I could productively DO to express my contempt for the Repug's underqualified,even scary, VEEP pick.
I went to the PLANNED PARENTHOOD donation web site https://secure.ga0.org/02/pp10000_inhonor
and made a contribution to Planned Parenthood "in Sarah Palin's name." You will see the "in honor of" button on the donation site. This enables PP to sent a RECOGNITION THANK YOU CARD to candidate Palin c/o McCain for President, 1235 S. Clark Street 1st Floor, Arlington , VA 22202.
Hahahaha... made me feel wildly, empoweringly good!
Try it you'll like it.
- Whidbey Island, WA
This is almost as entertaining as Sarah Palin and her view of Russia from Alaska.
Signed,
Ripper Shook Palin
My friends... I have you all beat. Too bad I'm a Democrat.
Yours in Democracy,
McCain Fortress Palin
Ladel Torque Palin - LOVE it.
Ladel Torque Palin - LOVE it.
Rifle Panzer Palin - sorry losers, Mommy loves ME best!
'Scuse me, I gots to go get drunk, shoot something, and maybe get pregnant. Yeee hah!
I'm Stick Freedom Palin and I kinda like it. My next dog gets this name.
Barrel McRaven! How did mom come up with that one? Oh, I bet she was speaking in tongues when it came to her!!
Goalie Sanka Palin.
Ha, great! Sounds like a Brazilian soccer player to me, most likely a forward. Ha.
Scene: Sarah and one of her sons driving along a serene Alaskan road. An autumn day with multi-colored leaves caught ablaze in the air by the early morning sun.
SP: Beautiful day, A? Yep.
Son: *sigh*
SP: Don't worry, we'll see one.
Son: (Sound of disgust)
SP: THERE! A cow and her baby right in the middle of the road ahead! AHAAA!
Sarah punches the gas of the H3 and slams into the pair of animals, letting out a blood curdling war cry. Air bags, long since deployed and never replaced, are no comfort as Sarah's forehead is split open on the steering wheel. Blood streaming down across her left eye and over nose and mouth, Sarah jumps down from the vehicle. In a flash, she has a hand to the neck of the baby. The son, jumps feebly down from his side of the half crumpled SUV.
SP: This ones still alive! Get the 9mm! What are you DOING?? Are you puking? You little Pussy! I named you after this animal and that car that takes you all over creation, Praise Jesus! Now the least you can do is enjoy these little bonding trips I put together! What? Where are you going young man?
Son: (Running, puking, and crying)
SP: Moose Roadster Palin!! You get back here this INSTANT!!
The animals were finally shoved off the road with the help of the front fender and 8 cylinders, Moose was back in the Hummer, and a pursed lipped Sarah Palin drove them back to their humble home in fuming silence.
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Hey, thanks for the inspiration. I could write stories like these all day. :)
Apparently "Mom" was trying to warn the world when she named me. We're all going down, but we should do so with grace and a neutral color palette.
Signed,
Taupe Armageddon Palin
Grill Igloo Palin at your service :)
I would be Meat Notgay Palin
I'm Mullet Troll Palin!
I'm the "other" special child...Chalk Revelations Palin.
Does anyone else think - neglect/abuse when they see that poor child being "handled" like a rag doll?
BB
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I am Knife Pile Palin. Best. Name. Ever. This thing is 50% win, 50% awesome, and 50% badassitude. Yes, that's 150%, and if you don't like that, you're going to get a visit from Knife Pile!!
If my brother and I were born to Sarah Palin, our names would be Copper Catfish Palin and Still Hardrock Palin, respectively.
I got a McCain in the neck from laughing so hard at the name Sarah gave me!
Roller Texas Palin
You lefties have serious problems.
Seriously, you are still messing with the kids even after your obamasiah has said they are off limits.
Shame on you...why arent you listening to your obamasiah?
Gravel Blood Palin back from the jungle.
Nixon Hailfire Palin just dropping in to say hello.
mounty bat here, ready to nest in that HAIR! what's that about, anyway???
Spine Breeder Palin. Yep.
Man, this is soo funny,
I am Fleck Rookie
Hello from Krinkle Bearcat Palin, and my husband Steak Leather!
P.S. Vladimir Putin would be Can Lightning Palin. This is good to know when one can see Russia from one's house, and needs to bone up on one's foreign relations.
Blogger Jeff Tucker said...
"I am Knife Pile Palin. Best. Name. Ever. This thing is 50% win, 50% awesome, and 50% badassitude. Yes, that's 150%, and if you don't like that, you're going to get a visit from Knife Pile!!"
Actually, Jeff, in Contemporary Republican Math your percentages are absolutely correct!
At last, an easy, breezy way to name that spawn.
Thanks for the crack up du jour!
Clamp Noodle Palin
Greetings from Rope Hoover Palin!
Oh, Happy Days!!
Best regards,
Drill Swollen Palin
Moose Roadster Palin.... sounds too close to roadkill for me!
www.feedalltheanimals.blogspot.com
Crunk Petrol Palin here!
If Sarah Pablum was my mom I would have aborted myself.
Stick Freedom Pablum
Haha this is great. My name is Froth Moonshine.
I would've been Rifle Panzer Palin.
If I were born to Obama my name would be Laquisha Mohammad Al Obama.
Save America, vote Ron Paul.
It doesn't work. If Track Palin were born to Sarah, his name would be Meat Notgay. Shouldn't it be Track? Put Meat Notgay in and you get Pistol Tanker. The only reason that I can think of for those glitches is that if you want a Sarah Palin name generator, you have to use Sarah Palin.
Seagull Junker Palin here - think I'll fly over Alaska and leave a gift for you'all
I generated my own name--Puffin Shrapnel Palin!
I'm "Gamebird Kelp Palin"
Sweet.
I'm "Gamebird Kelp Palin"
Sweet.
Hahahahaha! My sister is "Bullet Bodycheck Palin"!
Hahahahaha! My sister is "Bullet Bodycheck Palin"!
Commando Coalfire Palin
I think I am going to go by Blitz Harden Palin from now on!
I LOL'd big time on this one--my father-in-law is Mustache Warthog!!
Buster Taint Palin
I kinda like my name can I keep it?
I've linked back to you here: http://consul-at-arms.blogspot.com/2008/09/re-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator.html
Icepick Motor Palin
Hi, I'm Tangle Jig Palin! Don't mess with me!
Bush Gator Palin. Yeah!
Wrangler Tractor Palin. Wow! Guess I have go out and buy a pick-up truck or a tractor...
I'm "Plop Hero Palin" OMG!
Buster Taint Palin...
May be the best name in the history of Man. And it's all MINE!!!!!!
: )
I typed in Trig Palin and oddly enough I got "Stem Cell Research is the Devil"
WMD Cessna Palin here!!!
Hilarious!!!!
Lol This Was Just On Fox News.T
This is stupid: 111 222 = Gravel Blood? Whoever came up with this needs to get a real job and stop wasting oxygen.
Thank GOD Sarah will be the VP soon!
This is stupid: 111 222 = Gravel Blood? Whoever came up with this needs to get a real job and stop wasting oxygen.
Thank GOD Sarah will be the VP soon!
I am Stinger Assassin Palin. You don't get better than that.
To paraphrase Steam Fangs McCain Palin's "We are all Georgians"comment - Today we are all Palins, in the Palin Nation.
I'm STINGER ASSASSIN PALIN
Me, Steam Fangs Palin
can anyone guess what is my real name...LoL
:)
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this is Slicer Mission P. coming in at zero point dot point com/ over/ taht is a big ten four/ good buddy.
is that a....OMG!......kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
ME OGRE, ME SMASH YOUR FACE
Trowel Ogre Palin
This is the funnies stuff ever.
There is new chief in town, line 'em up captain!
- Revolver Trooper Palin
Bush Gator Palin...does it get any more Republican than this?
Open Aircraft Palin
My friends, the Democrats want to raise your taxes, ban your guns, kill your babies, and let gay people marry. When I was a POW, we didn't have taxes, guns, babies or gays. We can't let this happen. Did I mention I'm a POW?
I'm Stick Freedom Palin, and I approve this message.
barack obama, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Tarp Lazer Palin
Who knows, Tarp Lazer Palin you just might be president one day!
I am Kiln Ulna Palin.
You need to have a Hot Dry Bones Palin in the family.
I am Pie Gallon Palin, my hubby is Stag Tunnel
My dughter is Steam Fang and my son is ( I can't stop laughing) Hump Gizzard....
OMG Ihave been on and off here laughing like a hyena all day.
Thanks, I needed that!
Sincerly, Pie
Why are there so many of us Chin Trout Palin's out here in the world? Were we quintuplets separated at birth by our evil Palin parents?
No way am I Mullet Troll Palin....
Bang Walmart Palin ... I am legally going to change my name now!!!
Bang Walmart Palin is going to be my new name... I will change it legally tomorrow!!!
Beretta Hockey Palin is in the house.
Stay classy, Palins.
Armageddon, Taupe Armageddon.
"Remember the movie?!? I'm coming for ya!"
Dam! first name sucks :P
haha great page - i put a link on my blog page (vr46.weebly.com/blogs)to get some of my UK friends to discover a bit of the Palin magic; lean pipe palin though!? hmm...
Ha! At least I sound tough:
Spine Breeder Palin am I.
Omg! I LOVE my Palin name!
Ammo Canal Palin!
FTW!
Crutch Camp Palin here. This is more silly than funny, but who cares? We all need some silliness in our lives, especially at this time.
This is over the top! My Mother-in Law's name would be "Bang Walmart"
When you get done laughing, dress up your pup, come visit us at www.kooldawgtees.com
Axe Diesel Palin - Hollywood here I come!
As Strike Chipper Palin, I would clearly be the jesus-loving, hyperconservative tomboy daughter that would, in college, blossom into a militant lesbian women's studies/philosophy major. Naturally, I'd be kicked out of school and arrested for leading PETA operatives to overthrow the biology department - a mission that would result in a handful of casualties because, let's be honest, Rats are People, Too! In prison, I would become a 'mama,' convert to Islam, and change my name to "Aneezah," meaning "she-goat" in honor of my mother.
I ma Stick Freedom Palin..and I can deal with Putin because I shot a gun over the Bering Strait!!
Why am I "Bullwinkle Bullet" Palin - how sad :(
Thump Hummer Palin
I like it!
Recoil Mush Palin
My name is Ryan and if i was in Sara Palin's family my name would be PACKAGE WICHITA PALIN. Ryan Davis
Rebecca, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Buster Taint Palin
Who knows, Buster Taint Palin you just might be president one day!
TAINT??? REALLY MOM??? Taint the balls and it taint the butthole....TAINT....damnit
Thanks to Ann Lamott for suggesting this site--don't miss her essay at http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2008/09/16/anne_lamott/
The idea of she-who-shan't-be-named as mommy is going to give me nightmares.
Crunk Petrol Palin
Molten Contra Palin
As far as I'm concerned, anything that's Contra Palin is A.O.K.!!!
Fantastic stuff!
Gamebird Kelp Palin
Very funny. This is a good find. I am going to post it on one of these sites:
palinspin.com - exposing the dirt on Sarah Palin!
obamamate.com - crowd powered news for the Barack Obama Nation
I am Stake Shed Palin
Bomb Locomotive Palin, FTW!!!
Hello, My Name is
Hunger Tallest Palin
SARAH PALIN, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Flack Gobbler Palin
Who knows, Flack Gobbler Palin you just might be president one day!
These are all so funny! Comma Liberty Palin! Tank Dent! Steam Fangs! They make Trig and Track and Bristol sound normal ;)
My name would be: Snowshoe Man Palin
But that's very unlikely, since I avoid icy environments.
Ste ;-) fan
Meat Notgay Palin here.
Which, um, is kind of funny cause I'm a vegetarian AND a lesbian.
hehehe.
I think that means if Hillary were my mom I'd be Vegetarian Gay Clinton, which is much more accurate. Ha.
I`m Stinger Assassin Palin...funny;p
Stick Freedom Palin!! Someone beat that!!
Mom lacked some creativity when she named me it seems.
Best regards,
Stag Palin
My husband is Hump Gizzards Palin!
Bristol? Bristol? A city in the west of England whose fortunes were founded on the slave trade? And which has unfortunate connotations in Cockney rhyming slang? She truly called her daughter that?
Smoke Strapon Palin here.
The middle name must be from how I was conceived...
My name is Bristol. Damn that Palin. But apparently she would have called me Strangle Thicket. Atleast there aren't any pregnant teenage Strangle Thickets.
Fowl Overtime Palin here!
Vise Peeper Palin.
Funny!
My name is Plop Hero Palin. Sweet!
Ugh its down...
Please tell me that it is NOT down because it has been censored (by the McCain/Palin campaign)! I hope it is just some technical difficulty and it'll be back up soon.
What happened to the generator. I had my immediate family named including my daughter, Chop Meth Palin, but I hadn't finished naming everyone I know!!!
Fog Piles
I love this thing! I hope it's back up soon.
My name is Copper Catfish Palin.
LOL.
I'd be Smoke Strapon Palin? WTH?
Very glad it's back.
-Wrangler Tractor Palin
Absolutely brilliant! HAHAHA
Creation Schwartzkopf Palin, hahaha
http://grantlingel.blogspot.com
Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Ripper Shook Palin.
Interestingly enough, the names of my dogs:
Muzzle Mammoth
Cheney Wolfhound
and my donkey:
Clop Clutch
Chevy General Palin, reporting for duty!
if I were her kid I'd be known across Alaska as
Mustache Warthog Palin!
a girl can only dream...
LOCK PEPPER PALIN REPORTIN' FOR DUTY
"thump hummer"?? that explains a LOT.
I certainly didn't have time to read all the way through this, but from the little I did read this is why McCain and Palin get away with attacking elitism, because that part I read is snotty, smug and breaking its arm patting itself on the back for being part of the cultural elite.
I despise her politics (and McCain's) but this is not the way to confront it.
We are one screwed up family
xoxo Pick Beef Palin
We are one big, screwed up family
your sister
Pick Beef Palin
Barak Obama, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Wood Corps Palin
And all this time I thought that should have been Al Gore's name.
This was great! Thank you.
Love,
Fire Patriot Palin
I must have gotten the kinder, gentler Sarah for a mom, the nurturing heretofore unknown cookie-baking Sarah, for she named me: Bowl Antler Palin.
Bullet Bodycheck Palin at your service.
Sack Panther Palin
Has a nice ring to it.
OH. MY. GOD.
Call me
Spine Breeder Palin!!!
Luv it, luv it, luv it!!!
Nice Post. Thanks for sharing.
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Wow...I'd be Meat Notgay Palin
Just...Wow.
Could Not Be Better!
GrowingUpDaddy.blogspot.com
I am Mangle Assassin Palin, and I approve this message.
No one knows Cue Manhunt Palin like her mama. So is it destiny or am I simply living up to the name?
Hen Waffle Palin is my name!
Either I'm Secy of the Interior, or some poor grunt in the infantry in Iraq: Dust Chinstrap Palin.
Good post!
Ammo Canal Palin...LOVE IT! Do you think she's commemorating McCain's birthplace?
Meat Notgay Palin
Nam Guadalupe Palin. That's right. But why oh why did my boyfriend have to be Hose Hotrod Palin?
It's a business decision for their family that the smartest thing they can do is walk away from their home.
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It's a business decision for their family that the smartest thing they can do is walk away from their home.
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Linc
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Tape Boise Palin had arrived! :D
Well, well... I seem to have been one of the lucky ones not to have a name-twin!
I like my name. It has a certain militant feel... gone slightly batty.
Sincerely yours,
Miss Shot Corrugated Palin.
Torpedo Vindicator Palin... badass
Geese Whalebone Palin is my name! This shit blows!
Cue Manhunt Palin...
I'm either the start of a childhood game or some war activity.
lmao my name is
smoke strapon palin
smh wtf lol
Grill Igloo Palin, at your service!
Please meet Chop Meth Palin
Barack Obama, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Tarp Lazer Palin
John McCain, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Steam Fangs Palin
And I, Speck Backfire Palin >:-0
LOL! This is really funny! :D
LOL! This is really funny! :D
Roller Texas Palin here.
I guess that makes me...the big-haired bimbo? With a gun?
As Stinger Assassin Palin, I'm either a hornet with deadly aim, or someone who's finally going to get some use of the arms depot behind our house!
Stick Freedom Palin would like to thank whoever came up with this AMAZING generator, which she will be sharing with all of her friends.
Sarah Louise Heath Palin (pronounced /ˈpeɪlɨn/; born February 11, 1964) is the governor of the U.S. state of Alaska and the Republican Party's vice-presidential nominee for the 2008 United States presidential election.
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Bob
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Sarah Louise Heath Palin (pronounced /ˈpeɪlɨn/; born February 11, 1964) is the governor of the U.S. state of Alaska and the Republican Party's vice-presidential nominee for the 2008 United States presidential election.
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Bob
Link Building
Mom?! Moose pie for dinner again, yuck?!
Recoil Mush Palin
taffastrophe said...
Yes, yes, we get it. The internet crowd is pro-Obama. I'd like to see a random generator that spews out completely random things that Obama says when his teleprompter goes down.... like, you know, asthmatics needing breathalyzers, etc.
September 17, 2008 8:15 AM
You right-wing crybabies are all the same--too immature to enjoy a good joke and too stupid to stop clinging to outmoded ideas. Go change your diaper.
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